Just so you know:
1. Cell phones and chicken noodle soup don’t mix well
2. Therefore: if you want me to call you, plz send phone # Thnx
3. The best thing for a stumped writer is a good thesaurus
4. The only better thing for a stumped writer is Roget’s Super Thesaurus
5. Be proud of your scars:
6. They show you are a Survivor ! ! !
7. Be thankful we have friends like “Maxine”
8. She makes such wonderful, accurate observations, like:
9. “Twinkies and Ho-Hos may be a thing of the past . . .
10. . . .but the world will always have plenty of Ding Dongs!”
11. Thank whatever you believe in for friends
12. And for good wishes
13. And for prayers and blessings
See you day-after-tomorrow for “Saturday’s Softcover”